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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Bachelor 单身汉
• Bachelor Abachelorjoinedacomputerdatingservice. Heaskedthecomputertofindhimasmall,cutecompanionwholoveswatersportsandenjoysgroupactivities. Thecompute...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Go to Dance 跳舞
• GotoDance Ataparty,ahandsomemanwalkedovertoagirlandasked,Areyougoingtodance? Sheexcitedlyreplied,Yes! Heexcitedlysaid,Great!MayIhaveyourseat? Notes: 1...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Smart 聪明
• Smart Onewomansaidtoanother,Mydaughterissosmartthatshewaswalkingat7monthsold! Theotherreplied,That'snobigdeal.Mysonwassocleveratthatagehemadeuscarryhi...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Break Up 分手
• BreakUp Agirljustbrokeupwithherboyfriend. Heyelled,You'llneverfindanyonelikemeagain! Thegirlanswered,Ishouldhopenot. Notes: 1.Agirljustbrokeupwithherb...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Husband 丈夫
• Husband Akidaskedhismom,Isittrue?Myteachersaidinsomeaboriginalareasawomandoesn'tknowherhusbanduntiltheymarry. Themothersighed ， Ithappensineverysocie...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Shake Hands 握手
• ShakeHands Awifesaidthistoherhusband.Honey,doyouknowhowcloseIcametomarryingSambeforeImarriedyou? Hereplied ， NowIknowwhyhesmilesandshakesmyhandsowarm...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Pack Up 打包
• PackUp Anexcitedhusbandyelledtohiswife ， Packupyourthings;Ijustwonthings;Ijustwonthelottery! Shereplied ， HowmanydaysshouldIpackfor?Heanswered,Forev...
• 8.英语笑话听力$#$文本：Unromantic 不解风情
• Excrcise Mrs.Smithcouldn'tgetherhusbandtoexcrcise. SheaskedMrs.Joneswhatsheshoulddo. Mrs.Jonesreplied,Tapetheremotecontrolbetweenhistoes. Notes: 1.Mrs...
• 9.英语笑话：Headache 头痛
• Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife...
• 10.英语笑话：Wee Hours 凌晨
• Wee Hours A man asked his doctor, Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back? The doctor replied, Try coming home at four in the ...