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• 1.英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探
• The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married...
• 2.英语笑话：divorce 离婚
• divorce I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. She answered, Every time I sit on his lap, he starts dictating letters. Notes: 1.I as...
• 3.英语笑话：burglar 小偷
• burglar A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. He asked, How did you get into my house without waking my wife? Tell me your secret be...
• 4.英语笑话：relative 亲戚
• relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of you...
• 5.英语笑话：wedding 婚礼
• wedding At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, Mommy， why does the girl wear white? She answered, The bride wears white because this is the hap...
• 6.英语笑话：Breast enhancement 丰胸
• Breast enhancement A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, Honey，you don't need surgery for that. S...
• 7.英语笑话：a tooth pulled 拔牙
• a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain ki...
• 8.英语笑话：Mozart 莫扎特
• a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain ki...
• 9.英语笑话：Michael Jackson 迈克尔杰克逊
• Michael Jackson How do you distinguish between the king of pop Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for childre...
• 10.英语笑话：Bill Clinton 比尔克林顿
• Bill Clinton Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? Because he couldn't keep his lips off the breasts and thighs. Notes: 1.Why did Bil...