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• 1.英语笑话：Two hunters 两个猎人
• Two hunters Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. The other hunter said，That's no use because you'll ne...
• 2.英语笑话：fifty bucks 五十元
• fifty bucks Tom asked Sam，Can you lend me fifty bucks? I only have forty，Sam replied. Tom said, Give me the forty and you can owe me ten. Notes: 1. ...
• 3.英语笑话：mailed photo 邮寄照片
• mailed photo A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. He sent the police station a picture of $100. The police re...
• 4.英语笑话：intelligent dolphin 聪明的海豚
• intelligent dolphin Some animals are smarter than humans. Take the intelligent dolphin as an example. After just a few weeks in captivity, it can trai...
• 5.英语笑话：scorecard 记分卡
• scorecard I used to play golf with a guy that cheated all the time. I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! Notes: ...
• 6.英语笑话：Only in the States 只有在美国
• Only in the States Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only Americans order double cheeseburgers, large fries a...
• 7.英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡
• drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take ...
• 8.英语笑话：Three gorillas 三只猩猩
• Three gorillas Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one. The first one was sick, the second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pres...
• 9.英语笑话：A snail 一只蜗牛
• A snail A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. It happened s...
• 10.英语笑话：the thirteenth floor 13楼
• the thirteenth floor There were two very stupid robbers. They were robbing an office building. They heard police sirens and got nervous. The first one...