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• 1.英语笑话：A drunk man 醉酒的男人
• A drunk man A man went to a bar, got really drunk and then walked home. The man fell down after every two steps he took. He continued walking and fall...
• 2.英语笑话：the nearest land 最近的陆地
• the nearest land There was an Olympic swimming champion on the Titanic. He was very confident he could survive. He asked the captain, How far away is ...
• 3.英语笑话：a female pharmacist 一个女药剂师
• a female pharmacist A man asked a female pharmacist，Do you have Viagra? Yes， she answered. Does it work? he asked. Yes, she answered. Can I get it o...
• 4.英语笑话：the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈
• the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each...
• 5.英语笑话：rubber 安全套
• rubber Guess what the penis said to the rubber. The answer is Cover me. I'm going in. Notes: 1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber. 猜猜小弟弟会...
• 6.英语笑话：God's joke 上帝的玩笑
• God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a t...
• 7.英语笑话：eating grass 吃草
• eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flas...
• 8.英文笑话：biology class 生物课
• biology class This happened in a university biology class. The professor was explaining that sperm has a high concentration of dextrose. One freshman ...
• 9.英语笑话：English Jokes - 4 More English Riddles
• Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? A: Wet. ...
• 10.英语笑话：English Joke - Tenses
• The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the p...