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• 1.英文笑话：Settle Down and Settle Up 一字之差
• When my brother, a notorious spender, came home for a visit, he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said, Why don't you st...
• 2.英文笑话：A Thank-you Letter 感谢信
• Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you? Yes, Mum. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very ...
• 3.英文笑话：A School-report 学校成绩单
• The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read, English, poor; French...
• 4.英文笑话：Is Ink So Expensive? 墨水很贵吗？
• Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some o...
• 5.英文笑话：It's Not My Fault 这不是我的过错
• Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class. Said the father. What's that got to do with me? Is it my fault that the ...
• 6.英文笑话：Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱
• Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me...
• 7.英文笑话：The Result of Laziness 懒惰的结果
• Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on The Result of Laziness, and I turned in a blank she...
• 8.英文笑话：Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
• Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was. The boy is only two years old, he sai...
• 9.英文笑话：Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令
• When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do. One day, when t...
• 10.英文笑话：A Pledge 誓约
• Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. I'll tell you the secret, he said. My wife and I...