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• 1.英文笑话：To Patch the Hole 补洞
• A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. I feel terrible, she said. I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of ...
• 2.英文笑话：I Didn't Notice It 我没看到它
• Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I su...
• 3.英文笑话：Ear Short 耳聋
• I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, ...
• 4.英文笑话：Relative By Marriage 婆家的亲戚
• A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. Rela...
• 5.英文笑话：Somebody 人物
• First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so? First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, Will somebody take...
• 6.英文笑话：Improvement 进步
• One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's English...
• 7.英文笑话：He Swore to Die 他发誓要死
• If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十...
• 8.英文笑话：My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头
• Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time. Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Ke...
• 9.英文笑话：The Plural Form of "Child" “孩子”的复数形式
• Teacher: What is the plural of Man, Tom? Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? Tom: Twins. 老师：汤姆，男人这个词的复数形式是什么？ 汤姆：...
• 10.英文笑话：4-4=? 四减四等于几?
• One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I pu...