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• 1.英文笑话：Columbus' Telephone Number 哥伦布的电话号码
• Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?...
• 2.英文笑话：Essay 作文
• Teacher had set his class an essay A Game of Cricket. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: Rai...
• 3.英文笑话：Two Birds 两只鸟
• Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out, but I know...
• 4.英文笑话：Whose Fault谁的错
• Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you! Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame h...
• 5.英文笑话：A Special Football Match特殊的足球赛
• Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it mak...
• 6.英文笑话：Guessing a Riddle猜谜
• Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A ...
• 7.英文笑话：The Dean's Words 院长的话
• Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told ...
• 8.英文笑话：I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument 我不想争论
• Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, ...
• 9.英文笑话：An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
• Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, t...
• 10.英文笑话：Typing 打字
• Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence...