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• 1.英文笑话：An Absolute Zero 零分
• Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生：我认为我不应该...
• 2.英文笑话：How many? 还有多少?
• Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克...
• 3.英文笑话：He Knows the Answer 他知道答案
• Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 教师：你能告诉我一些有关...
• 4.英文笑话：When Was Rome Built? 罗马是什么时候建成的?
• Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 教师：罗马是什么时候建成...
• 5.英文笑话：Correct 很对
• Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct. 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用...
• 6.英文笑话：The Swimmer 游泳者
• The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do...
• 7.英文笑话：Nouns 名词
• Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another...
• 8.英文笑话：An Abstract Noun 抽象名词
• Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think ...
• 9.英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生
• Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. ...
• 10.英文笑话：Beer 啤酒
• The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: Gentlemen, order! The entire class yelled: Beer! 教授敲打着桌子喊道：诸位，请安静！ 全班大声喊：啤酒！ [...