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• 1.英文笑话：The Composition Class 作文课
• The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on the most beautiful thing I ever saw. The student who, of all the m...
• 2.英文笑话：The key to sucess 成功的关键
• 我是最近订婚的。我问我的姨妈简（她跟姨夫鲍勃结婚已三十四年了），她认为他们长久结合的成功关键是什么。她说：我们尽量不吵架，我们相互尊重对方的隐私。。。...
• 3.英文笑话：drunk “醉”字是什么意思？
• 一天，父亲和小儿子一道回家，这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ 唔，孩子，父亲回答说，...
• 4.英文笑话：bedtime prayer 睡前祷告词
• Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mo...
• 5.英文笑话：I don't know her 我还不认识她
• 一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上，动情地接吻。 你为什么不那么做呢？妻子说。 亲爱的，丈夫回答说，我还不认识那个女子呢!...
• 6.英文笑话：patience 你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢
• 垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。...
• 7.英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！
• An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner r...
• 8.英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话
• Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying p...
• 9.英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍
• In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red lig...
• 10.英文笑话：我把他吊起来让他晾干
• I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimmi...