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• 1.Christmas Present
• Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, Since Christmas ...
• 2.Sleeping Pills
• Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃晚上经常失眠。于是他...
• 3.Great Event 林肯过生日
• Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 181...
• 4.The First Day as a Taxi Driver
• A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
• 5.Beware of Dog
• Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, Danger! Beware of dog! posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harml...
• 6.Very Pleased to Meet You
• During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lo...
• 7.Five Months Older
• The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 1...
• 8.时间对猪的意义
• One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers...
• 9.Everything Included
• Ann stared work last summer, so she didn't have a holiday, She saved as much as she could and, inJanuary, she booked a package trip to Ross, in Spain....
• 10.English Riddles
• Work hard on the following problems to see if you can answer them in new ways! 1. What is the difference between here and there? 2. What are the stron...