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• 1.Jokes About Doctors
• 1. I don't like your heart action, the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?You're r...
• 2.哥伦布的电话号码
• Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir?...
• 3.I Wish I Were A Book
• JOHN, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once in a while? whined Mary. Hun? John responded. Look around you! she yelled as she pointed a...
• 4.The Dog that Talked
• A man was entering a village inn one day, when a large sheepdog lying beside the door looked up, and said to him, Good morning, sir. The man stopped i...
• 5.Good and Bad News
• Two friends who had not seen each other a great while, meeting by chance, one asked the other how he did? He replied that he was not very well, and wa...
• 6.How did you start the flood?
• A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burned do...
• 7.76.The Problem of Two Flounders
• Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two e...
• 8.77. At the Supermarket
• At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now ...
• 9.78. A Preacher's Topic
• A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he h...
• 10.79. In the air
• Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let's go to the fair, ...