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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Space mountain 不想再玩太空山
• 我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两次。第二年我们...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Psychiatrist 精神病医生
• Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put ...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Problem with gas放屁的问题
• A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell an...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇
• A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are r...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Photo我老婆的照片
• A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt ...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Talking clock 会说话的钟
• While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of ...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Parking Expenses 停车费
• A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to ...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：他什么都没听到
• He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded i...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚
• One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can'...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：班级、情人和蠢驴
• Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet ...