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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Business just started 开张大吉
• A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come i...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Interruption 轻率的插话
• The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs ...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Want a day off 想请一天假
• Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to h...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
• Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one questi...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Honest？诚实吗?
• Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy. To...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼
• Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Lov...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：It worked 真的有效
• Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't d...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：Life after death 死后重生
• Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.Well, then, that makes everything just fine...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Your horse called 马打电话
• A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, What was that for? She...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Five Hundred Times 五百遍
• In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red lig...