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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：No Problem 没问题
• A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand ...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了
• When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Blind Date相亲
• After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call hi...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Six or Twelve?六还是十二?
• A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：When a Tiger comes老虎来了
• Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of ...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：An absent-minded professor 健忘教授
• No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and ...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜
• A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fr...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：How could anyone stoop so low?
• Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his ...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Shave head 刮头
• Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said,...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Speeding 超速
• Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Wh...